He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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