I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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