For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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