what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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