Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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