Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
BRING THE BAGELS
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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