problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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