Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Never let your siblings swipe right.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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