ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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