Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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