So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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