Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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