i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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