Yo dont text me then not text me
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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