Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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