Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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