I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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