Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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