you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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