can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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