Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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go home
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
There are leaves in my underwear?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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