it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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