Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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