a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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