PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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