Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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