Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
false alarm, still single
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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