i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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