One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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