This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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