why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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