I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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