I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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