so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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