So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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