He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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