She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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