Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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