so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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