Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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