only if we run a train.
done.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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