Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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