my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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