you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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