He is like the real live version of the state fair..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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