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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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