They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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