I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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