...so i touched it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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