just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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