My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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