i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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