They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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